carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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