go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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