So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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