Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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