Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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