How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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