Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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