fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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