come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its about making memories worth repressing
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
