Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I think my moral compass just broke
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