Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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