Non-Jews are for practice
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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