ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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