hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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