I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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