the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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