i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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