is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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