Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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