Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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