Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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