You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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