They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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