apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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