You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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