That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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