I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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