can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You need Xanax blowdarts
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
