If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
they're like a gay fantastic four
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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