Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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