the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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