Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Randomize
