this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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