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I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Houston, we have a squirter
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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