this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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