So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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