the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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