Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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