Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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