Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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