Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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