his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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