well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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