He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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