I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
where are my eyebrows?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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