By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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