If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
