what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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