make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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