porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Drunk is not a location!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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