As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Is it because I queefed?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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