I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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