Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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