I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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