He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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