By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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