the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize