You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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