For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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